officialdaddyegbert:

davvvd:

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

image

I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut

it’s both.

buttsweats:

where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell

vernondaviscrying:

ohmygil:

all these keys and I’m still not your type

I will delete your blog

vernondaviscrying:

ohmygil:

all these keys and I’m still not your type

I will delete your blog

brylow:

how the bi-bros get fit quick

brylow:

how the bi-bros get fit quick

nagisahazukiswimclub:

straight boys a summary 

cocaineteas:

You gotta love dialogues in porn.

sassy-gay-justice:

"You’d struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel"

God DAMN thats some Shakespearean shit right there

breakingbadaddicts:

Buy Breaking Bad Merchandise ==> http://bit.ly/1dNWuy3

breakingbadaddicts:

Buy Breaking Bad Merchandise ==> http://bit.ly/1dNWuy3

bad-w0lff:

freudian-slipped:

if you put a frog in boiling water, it will jump out.

if you put a frog in warm water and gradually turn up the heat until the water is boiling, the frog will remain there until it dies.

and that is an abusive relationship.

Holy shit.